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Beautiful Spam II: I Am Because Effective Like A Train Engine
By Smaktakula and Others The feedback we receive from readers is always a treat. Whether they’re gently reminding us of a difference in opinion or cheerfully describing the fates of our hell-bound...
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True Facts: To Be Danish Is To Dip
By Smaktakula Denmark Is Known As "The Land Of The Rotten Jaw." Most people associate smokeless tobacco, or ‘dip,’ with inbred American hillbillies. While it is true that dip competes with...
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LiLo’s Got The Meth Mouth
By Smaktakula You Know You're Famous When Forgetting To Brush Your Teeth Causes A Minor Media Sensation. True? False? That’s what the gossip sites are reporting, anyway. More accurately, they’re...
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Meth For Dummies/Crack In The Cracks
By Smaktakula Legal Or Illegal: America Loves Its Drugs. Although potentially-legalized marijuana is the greatest crisis facing contemporary society, it is by no means the only drug insidiously...
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Fresno: Looking Past All The Suck
By Smaktakula Fresno Sucks Donkey Balls, It's True. Fresno, California is a powerfully forgettable city. Squatting like an infected zit in the center of California’s San Joaquin Valley (itself...
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Preservin’ That Hillbilly Heritage
By Smaktakula Nobody Said Being A Parent Would Be Easy. In Fairness, Though--It Was Clearly Implied. We're Not Blaming Anyone, We're Just Saying That In A Very Real Way It's Your Fault. We totally get...
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Career Opportunities: Carny
Originally Posted September 15, 2010 By Smaktakula Just ‘Cause You Didn’t Finish High School An’ Ain’t Got But Four Teeth In Your Mouth An’ One Uh Them Not Worth Uh Damn Nohow Don’t Mean You Can’t Live...
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Is Your Child Predisposed To Methamphetamine?
By Smaktakula If this is your high school senior portrait, then yes, he is: Cole And Ashley Are Quite Literally Cranking Them Out.
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Strippers: Why They Just Don’t Do It For Us
By Smaktakula It’s like being a kid in a great big candy store, only you have no money. That, and all the candy is made out of methamphetamine and soiled Kleenex. Lola Possesses All The Carnal Charm Of...
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Overheard In The Bathroom At An Erasure Concert
By Tardsie You Wouldn’t Normally Expect To See A Lot Of Gay People At An Erasure Show, But Life Is Stranger Than Fiction Sometimes. Several years ago I was at an Erasure concert in Southern California....
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